Offensive Guru
Navy / XS
$34.99
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Channel your inner mastermind. When you have drawn up the plays for back-to-back national championships, you really stop caring about what anyone else thinks. This parody tee is dedicated to the ultimate offensive guru—the sideline genius who knows the best defense is an unstoppable, relentless scheme. Perfect for the tactician who walks to the beat of their own whistle, calls the right plays, and leaves the critics in the rearview.
This t-shirt is everything you have dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It is comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Offensive Guru
$34.99
This t-shirt is everything you have dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It is comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |